Let’s be honest: you love this song. I love this song. It’s a classic. I don’t care how punk you are, how metal you are, how many Merzbow albums you own, how many lives you’ve ended, or any of it: this song is the ultimate pop song. It won’t let you not like it. It’s like aiming your TV remote at the sun: completely futile.
I took excellence and added e-bow. Now gimme that ear.